HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN


MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
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    WOMAN

  
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   Adam

Average is about 53.6 kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 kg.

Copious quantities in all urban and non urban areas in all inhabited countries


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1.   Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.   Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3.   Melts if given special treatment.
4.   Bitter if incorrectly used.
5.   Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to 
      common ore.
6.   Yields to pressure applied to correct positions.
 
 

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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1.    Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of expensive substances.

2.    Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3.    May explode spontaneously, without prior warning, and for no known reason.

4.    Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.

5.    Most powerful money reducing agent known to man!

COMMON USES

1.    Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars, at dinner and at dances.

2.    Can be a great aid in relaxation.

3.    Very effective cleaning agent.
 
 


   

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TESTS

1.    Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2.    Turns green when placed alongside a better specimen.

HAZARDS

1.    Highly dangerous except in expert hands.

2.    Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations at the same time, with
        care.

3.    Extremely volatile if discarded inappropriately after prolonged use.   Obtain advice before contemplating this
        action.

SAFETY PRECAUTIONS

1.    If maintaining more than one specimen, never allow then to come into direct contact with each other.

2.    Always seek legal advice whenever coming into permanent contact with a specimen.

3.    Always seek legal advice whenever avoiding permanent contact with a specimen.

4.    Try to maintain all specimens in a happy content state as much as possible.

5.    Never allow a specimen to discover your true earnings or worth.

6.    It is always worthwhile drawing up a contract of understanding whenever coming into serious long term contact
        with a specimen.
 
 

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